Wednesday, February 25, 2009

How Times Have Changed...

1992.
I was sixteen years old.






My third mountain bike race - a NORBA National in Winter Park, CO- I won the Junior Beginner class. That's a $365 Nishiki Backroads, with the first production Scott Unishock suspension fork...







That bike weighed over 33 lbs - and that's a lot for a kid who tipped the scales at barely over 100lbs. "Technical clothing" came in the form of tube socks and a cotton turtle neck. I had braces. CamelBak's weren't yet invented. Onza ruled the world.......





Back then I dreamed of becoming a Pro. Whatever it took, I would do it.





Fast forward almost two decades. These days, my bike has lost almost 12 lbs and retails for nearly $5 grand. (I still tip the scales at about 130, but that's neither here nor there...)








Almost two decades later, that elusive dream has officially come true...





I received my International UCI Pro license in the mail today. The International Cyclist Union deems me fit enough to race at the highest levels in the world. Now this isn't to say, "I've arrived," with fists on hips; and I'll be the first to tell you I'll never be on a World Cup podium, but at long last after almost 20 years of countless mileage, hard work and dreaming, one of my oldest dreams has come true.




20 years, you say? Some of my friends have done it in 5! Sure, I probably could have fast-tracked it a little but that would have meant some serious sacrifices. I probably wouldn't be married to the best and most beautiful woman on Earth,



I wouldn't be on a career path, I wouldn't have a nice home or two (or two nice mortgages), and I know I wouldn't be living the comfortable lifestyle that me and the Mrs. have carved out for ourselves. And I'd probably have burned out on racing long ago.








The point, is work hard for what you want, but be balanced. You sacrifice only what you're willing to lose. And with your self-prescribed balance, your longevity can be a decades-long journey of experiences...








Monday, February 23, 2009

Marty Stouffer, But Without The Staged Kills...

























This little fury bugger's been hanging around the mountain post a lot lately...









Pretty cool when you can take this picture whilst lying in bed...













Quote of the day: "Nothing says "guys weekend" like hazelnut flavoured coffee. (Ya , I said flavoured)







And nothing says Arkansas like a sweatshirt that says "Generation W."


Thursday, February 19, 2009

Fine Tuning...

It's been some time since I've been able to use MC Hammer in a sentence.









I'll be back.....off to do some speed work...

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Painful Realizations...

So I've been working on this new off-season technology. I'm trying to develop a method of vacuum packing my legs in September in order to preserve their race-seasoning all through the winter. Aside from having to wear Hammer pants all the time, I think the benefits would be well worth it.







I came to the painful realization today that the Mountain States Cup 2009 opener is a mere 8 weeks away...









The hammer I once brought down in August always seems to come down upon me in spring. Those first couple months of cramming between March and May are always the hardest and most humbling rides of the year... To be so hardwired..



The '09 season calender is firming up. My racing license will be on it's way to my mailbox soon, '09 team kits are on the production machines, and my 2009 race bike is on a FedEx truck somewhere in Middle Earth.


The cycle of a cyclist...


Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Like Changing In A Phone Booth...

You may notice that this blog "TwoWheeledWorld" is about one thing and one thing only: my life as a bike racer. But what you may not know is that I have another life. You see, every weekday morning I go to work (well, this has been the case so far, anyway) and toil away, doing my part to keep the rat race going. I'm kind of like.......................Superman...



I commute, with my coffee and my talk radio...







I arrive earlier than the boss....key for a fast-track to the bourgeoisie...






I address the day like so many others in Anywhere, USA...








I've got my to-do lists...








..............Stack em up, and knock em down. Yyyyyyup, me and the Mrs. are clawing our way through the American Middle Class. And with the state of the financials hanging on the very words of one Timothy Geitner, we've all got our issues to worry about...







It is the swamp of American Life. The lure of the white-collar world. It is the binary code of the daily grind...






I've got my work-related qualms, my issues...







I've got my bosses issues, my good days and my bad visitors...





And I talk around the water cooler. I am convinced that if you jiggle your mouse your computer will go faster. Making widgets, one by one, day by day, until that elusive Friday whistle blows.


Each day topics of "shareholder value" and "on time & under budget" make as much sense as "SDE Versioning" and "spatial analysis." (In your best public speaking voice) "Poor performance? Office politics? Let he who leaves early suffer dearly the supervisory wrath. May project review meetings be thy fate. "



Aaaaahh the jelly donut of corporate America....



Monday, February 9, 2009

Do You Remember...



What the hell are textile mills, anyway?





Performance enhancers, banned substances, bong hits, major-league slugger and Olympic swimmer alike; the Stunt Double's "electrolite replacement secret..."










And when you're training for an upcoming mountain bike racing season you've got to spend some time gunning for style points. It ain't all about heart rates and wattage. It's about image, really...





Check out deeez 26 inch dubs wit tha' spinny thangs...








By the way....here's a preview of 2009's secret weapon...




But more on that when FedEx drops this little carbon fiber machiiiiine off....

Sunday, February 1, 2009

The Engineering Trifecta...












THIS is a ski run? This narrow, "not-only-did-I-forget-my-climbing-harness-but-also-my-parachute" width-of-a-sidewalk is worthy of a naaaame on a ski map?? Are you serious?? ..................point and chute...right?













How hard can it be? I mean, surely if a ski resort is willing to endorse this run by putting a name on it it can't be that dangerous........................right..................................?












You ever get vertigo looking at a picture?













You gotta eat the big bowl of Wheaties for a day like this. Cause when you're at 12,100' and you're hiking in ski boots, running out of gas isn't an option. Now, I know there's a run over there for me somewhere.......









And I know I've got quite the liberal use of italics and bold font at this point.







Steeps, to bowls, to trees, to moguls - days like this have you begging for the double bacon guacamole cheeseburger, with no onion.














Fact: Skiing the bowls the second day they've been open all season can be both thrilling, and unnerving. (As if that chute wasn't unnerving enough) Skiing through debris fields of recently-exploded avalanche charges reveals pockets of gunpowder-splattered snow.

















The steeps in the trees below catch you, turn after turn, in thigh-deep fluff tracked for the first time all season...








It kind of made the following day's training regimine a bit............flat...








Hey, it's not all fun and games....