You might wonder, what does one think about when on a loooong ride out there all by one's self? Well, to give you an idea of some of the thoughts firing through my head on a typical winter training ride, I've compiled this short list. And remember - this is only a smattering of life's many problems being solved:
- How DO you spell antidisestablishmuntarianism? No, that's not right....
- I think I like yellow better than red.......nooooo........nope - I like red better.
- I wonder how much those little troll dolls actually cost to make. Cause the last one I bought seemed a little expensive.
- .....................I hear crickets.................that's impossible.......it's December...
- When I look down at my nose there is an optical illusion that there are two of them.
- Be the gas pedal............Beeeee the gas pedal.
- Does a true analysis of capitalism reveal that the contradictions within capitalism will bring about it's own end? Hmmm......
- Man I really got a little crazy with the ol' PBJ the other day.
- When I was dancing around the house like nature boy last week, I.........I wonder if anyone saw that....
- Monkey......Monkey......when you say that a lot it starts to sound really weird. Monkey. Monkey....monkeeey....monkeeeee.......listen - monkey..monkey....monkey.
- When the Write Brothers first flew, I wonder if they knew to wear seatbelts....
- If I were a bug, I would DEFinitely be a praying mantis.
I'm starting to return from the juju of the bad food........and onward we go.
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