NYMex symbol: TWW (NYMex cause I'm a commodity, of course.) I figure if I issue, like, 11 million units of common stock at a bargain basement $1.75 per share, I could raise well over $19 million in cash...
..............should be enough...
Fund managers would be all over it without me even showing up on their radar. TWW would be just another sliver of the multi-national, multi-billion dollar mutual fund pie...
People don't even know what their 401k's are investing in anyway, so who would know?
What would I promise? Market-share and "growth-prospects"; doesn't have to get any more specific....
Then after 6 months or a year I'd inject some "earnings growth" verbage and release memos like, "management intends to increase dividend distribution by 1/4 of 1% in first quarter 2010." and use words like "fiscally responsible," "per diluted share," and the ultimate acronym: "EBITDA." And all of this just under the radar. Invest in the future......yup, sounds solid...................
...............................I wonder what the Stunt Double is doing?
Now that's funny...
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